Speak American!

Sarah Palin, Secretary of Negative Energy (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

Sarah Palin, Secretary of Negative Energy (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

Here she goes again…

Former VP candidate and current moron Sarah Palin crawled out from under her rock today to praise fellow idiot Donald Trump and offer her services as Secretary of Energy under his administration. That was the bad news… the good news is she proclaimed that she would then dissolve the Department of Energy upon taking office, thus immediately putting herself out of work (where she belongs).

“I think a lot about the Department of Energy, because energy is my baby, oil and gas and minerals, those things that God has dumped on this part of the earth for mankind’s use instead of us relying on unfriendly foreign nations, for us to import their … resources,” she said. “I think a lot about the Department of Energy. And if I were head of that, I’d get rid of it. And I’d let the states start having more control over the lands that are within their boundaries and the people who are affected by the developments within their states.”

She went on to praise the Donald on his oh so brilliant and not racist at all immigration plans by adding this little gem…

“On the other hand, you know, I think we can send a message and say, you want to be in America, A, you’d better be here legally or you’re out of here; B, when you’re here, let’s speak American,” she added, before quickly correcting herself. “I mean that’s what’s — let’s speak English and that’s a kind of a unifying aspect of the nation is the language that is understood by all.”

There it is folks… speak American. Glad to see Sarah doing her part in promoting the learning of Apache, Navaho, Etc…

I can’t make this shit up if I tried.

Speak American! was last modified: September 6th, 2015 by FifthofState